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I Know This Is "Marriage and Stuff" but Wanna Laugh? Get a Kick Out of This One!?

Wanna laugh? Get a kick out of this one!?
Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid Asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?"
Al replied, "I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter."
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don’t know Senor, I’ll ask the cooks."
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews." Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you Absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected Answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that There are no Jews in Mexico , our people are scattered every-where."
The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we Have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."
Sorry tballbabe, I’m hispanic. If you thought it was offensive you need to lighten up a bit cause if you think this is racist, you don’t really know what racism means.

  1. brandy G
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #1

    HAHA that is a good one

  2. Stairswaytoheaven:)
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #2

    lol :D

  3. floridaman39us
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #3

    I like it. Funny joke. No mexican "juice".

  4. Kitty
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #4

    LMAO too funny

  5. tballbabe
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #5

    Kind of racist don’t you think?

  6. timothy l
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #6

    Finally a good, clean, funny joke. ur the man.

  7. sweetsarah
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #7

    lol!! That was a good one I have to tell it to my friends. Thanks for giving me a laugh!

  8. **annie anytime**
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #8

    i’ll say it again….

    that was a good one!!!!!!!!!

    I luv it!!!!!!!!!!!

    keep it comin…you get a **star**

  9. Rob
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #9

    that was a good one… but there is no such thing as a mexican Jew, right? lol

  10. ♂♥♀Lesley♂♥♀
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #10

    ha ha this was a good one!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. baylees
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #11

    Good one. LOL

  12. Darkangel
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #12

    Thats a Good joke…ahahahaha….i really like it ur good

  13. Julius C
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #13

    Its a good joke,not racist at all.

  14. Angela C
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #14

    I thought it was funny. Reminds me of something from Mind of Mencia.

  15. shellylou2405
    March 25th, 2011 at 11:32 | #15

    OMG LMAO thats funny. not racial at all nice and clean. thank you very much.

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