Mexican Joke?
Two Jewish men, “Sid” and “Al,” were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, “Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?”
Al replied, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
The waiter said, “I don’t know Senor, I’ll ask the cooks.”
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said “No sir, no Mexican Jews.”
Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, “Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with “Gringos” gave the expected answer, “I will check again, Senor!” and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
The waiter returned and said, “Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you certain?” Al asked once again, “I can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
“Senor, I ask EVERYONE,” replied the exasperated waiter. “All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews
Q. What’s the definition for Indefinitely?
A. When your balls slap her ass you know your In definitely.
Q. What’ the definition of indecent.
A. If it’s in long enough and far enough, it’s In decent!
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun…"
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I’ll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her.
She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
IMAO! thumbs^up man of words!
Here is one for you What is the difference between ohh! and ahh!? 3 inches!
what is the ultimate macho thing ever done?
When a man jogged home from his vasectomy!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
u neak up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way!
ROFLMFAO OMG that was too funny!!!!!ooooh my side hurts now…
good one
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